Pope Francis; Bishop of Rome's definitions

Vatican

Ay, this my house

"I live in the Vatican Bro"

by Pope Francis; Bishop of Rome December 1, 2020

Friend

Something you do not have.

"Bro, I was with my friends yesterday.."

"Ay yo, what's a friend?"

"Right, you don't have any."

by Pope Francis; Bishop of Rome November 30, 2020