Definitions by Pop Candy

Urban Dick

Someone who speaks so much slang that it’s a different language

“D P Chakras Da Zongos Me Longo!”
“What’d he say?”
“I dunno he’s an Urban Dick”

The way a bumpkin walks when they believe they’ve shown someone they think is rich up. Similar to how a goose’s neck looks when it’s walking.

My neighbor’s been stealing internet for a while and now he’s feeling big, goose walking all over town.