Definitions by Pootis Bord

Getting Clarked

When your wife kicks you out of the house, and you find 600 Million Square miles of rooms hiding continently in your furniture store, and then you meet a reflection of yourself that lives in said rooms. You then proceed to show your therapist your new friend, but your friend goes to bite your shoulder off and drag you onto the street.

"Hey dude, did you hear about that guy who was 'Getting Clarked'?"

"Who?"

Getting Clarked by Pootis Bord July 20, 2026