1 definition by Pooper McPoopstein
An extremely homosexual man who lives in a large house, unoficcialy known as "Roxanne", who likes to keep a can of mixed nuts in his room, and surf every weekend because he thinks it is really gnarly. A Falcon also rather enjoys being inappropriately gay with his friends and fudgepacking. Another charecteristic of a Falcon is to play way too much Super Smath Bros. Brawl, and buy video game systems to play free trials that you can download on them, and not buy any games.
by Pooper McPoopstein April 28, 2008