Definitions by Poontanker Patrick

the sandler 

When you are home sick from school, and masterbate to hot men eating cantelope

"I didn't feel well so just stroked the pole and pulled the sandler all day long"

the sandler by Poontanker Patrick November 25, 2003

pube chomper 

One who furiously and agressivly munches and chomps on the pubes of another man or women

My friend Sandler is a dirty pube chomper.

pube chomper by Poontanker Patrick October 28, 2003