Poontanker Patrick's definitions

pube chomper

One who furiously and agressivly munches and chomps on the pubes of another man or women

My friend Sandler is a dirty pube chomper.

by Poontanker Patrick October 28, 2003

the sandler

When you are home sick from school, and masterbate to hot men eating cantelope

"I didn't feel well so just stroked the pole and pulled the sandler all day long"

by Poontanker Patrick November 25, 2003