Cubbie Fan

To anally rape someone with a 42-ounce nail-bat just to the point of death and then stopping. Repeat 162 times a year, 99 years in a row.
Man that bitch wasn't put'n out, so I had to give her the old Cubbie Fan.
by Pookie Shitskin December 28, 2008
mugGet the Cubbie Fanmug.