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Your dad
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Someone
who leaves to
get the milk
and never
comes back
Boy 1 : When is your dad
coming home
?
Boy 2 : He said he is
getting milk
. He’s not
coming back
.
Your dad
by
Pls don’t hate me
November 5, 2021
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