Pleased But Sticky's definitions

Bonerleer

A belt for carrying a large number of assorted dildos and other phallic objects within easy and accessible reach.

Etymology: A bandolier of boners.

Alternative spelling: Bonerlier

My wife: “If I ever have sex with a lady I’ll be confused and wonder where her penis is.”
Me, an intellectual: “No you won’t, you’ll just pull one of yours out of your bonerleer and use it on her.”

by Pleased But Sticky September 17, 2021