Sex

Sex is like maths

You add the bed
You subtract the clothes
You divide the legs
And you pray that you don’t multiply!

Idk what to write here 😂😂👌🏻
Sex is just sex.

by Please help!! 🤪😂😂🖕🏻 October 02, 2019

Baby Shark

Baby shark is a crappy kids song. Children from ages 12 months and up usually listen to baby shark. It is these kids singing different shark roles. Like baby shark, mummy shark and more. It is very annoying and makes me pissed off

Mum: Hey sweetheart you ready?
2 year old: YAA!
Mum: song* BABY SHARK DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO BABY SHARK DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO BABY SHARK DOO DOO DOO BABY SHARK!

by Please help!! 🤪😂😂🖕🏻 October 02, 2019