A Hawkins is someone who self-identifies dyslexic. You can't tell if they truly are but your suspicion grows the more you are around them. Can often be seen organizing anything in their line of sight, regardless of whether it's theirs or not. The term "Hawkins" is derived from the "Hawk Tuah" girl that became famous in the 21st century because she was a thirst trap and Hawkins are particularly vulnerable to these.
That Hawkins is always watching like Hawk for anything that is out of order.
"She is so bad" -Hawkins
That Hawkins can't spell shit
"She is so bad" -Hawkins
That Hawkins can't spell shit
by Plastered Dragon February 06, 2025