Piotr Przytycki's definitions
Teenage Australian chav/gangsta wannabe asswipe. Known for smoking, drinking, stealing, stinking and unprovoked attacks called "staunching". Can usually be frightened away by a large stick or adult with a loud voice.
This ratty little eshay lad was following me around outside the bottle-o the other day calling me a gay cunt asking for ciggies.
by Piotr Przytycki November 23, 2013
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