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The Big Wank Theory
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A theory that says that the
universe
,
life
, and everything in between is the result of God releasing
premature ejaculation
.
I just explained to my astronomy teacher about The Big Wank
Theory
and
now
I am
sitting in ISS.
The Big Wank Theory
by
Pickle Richard
October 11, 2019
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