Piano Player's definitions
As a farmer it natural that you keep your best cows in the Top Paddock. If a girl is classed as Top Paddock material she is a big heifer, has a solid rump, and big thighs. Great qualities for your next BBQ but not as your guest!
Mate, shes in the top paddock, I wouldn't take her on a date anywhere.
She ain't no unicorn, shes in the top paddock for sure!
She ain't no unicorn, shes in the top paddock for sure!
by Piano Player July 26, 2018
Get the Top Paddockmug.