Definitions by Phillis Bradburry McShankens (aka farthammer)

farthammer 

Using jet propelled fart and slamming it on someone
Also a name towards someone who is robust and repulsive

"Dan is such a farthammer"

farthammer by Phillis Bradburry McShankens (aka farthammer) September 30, 2003

clit commander

A Commander of the Clit. Not quite a General yet however someone who gets lots of pussy.

I am the clit commander. I own you, you little bastard...ooohhhh...you little bastard...BONG!

clit commander by Phillis Bradburry McShankens (aka farthammer) September 30, 2003