2 definitions by Phillis Bradburry McShankens (aka farthammer)

Using jet propelled fart and slamming it on someone
Also a name towards someone who is robust and repulsive
"Dan is such a farthammer"
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A Commander of the Clit. Not quite a General yet however someone who gets lots of pussy.
I am the clit commander. I own you, you little bastard...ooohhhh...you little bastard...BONG!
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