gurffy pud

Noun- A galatnis meat sack shape like a flaccid penis.

Verb- gurffing the pud - when you have a wet hand then rub it on the carpet so cat hair sticks to it, then masterbated with said hand.
Scott, you're such a gurffy pud

Scott should stop petting my cat with his wet hand. We all know he's gurffing the pud
by Phillip handin ass October 16, 2018
mugGet the gurffy pudmug.