1 definition by Phillip Greco

lacrosse

One of the best sports in the world, next to football, It's also the oldest sport in North America, and it's Canada's national sport, not hockey, and if any thing should be out national past time it should be football not base ball. It takes speed, strength, agility, stamina, and big balls. It's not for fucking pussies like soccer or base ball, which is boring as fuck, has no contact, and takes no athletic abilty, and they still take steriods. Native Americans had even bigger balls becuse when they played it it was preperation for war and alot of people died. It's prety much the spring equivelant of football(mixed with some hockey, which was modled after lacrosse, basket ball is similar to lacrosse to becuase the person who invented basket ball actualy played lacrosse),and alot of people who play lacrosse play football which is a reason why it's not pussy. It's the fastest growing sport in america and more people watched the ncaa 2006 lacrosse championship than any other championchip exept football. It is kind of expensive but less expensive than hocky so its not just for rich kids, besides base ball players are the ones who always think their hot shit and admire their home runs. And there is diversity, the mest player one the john hopkins lacrosse team was a balck dude, ifact there are alot of black dudes in lacrosse. It's the more athletic than soccer for several reasons, the ball gets turned over more, you have a little over five pounds of gear on(which dons't really help), and you get the shit beaten out of you and have to run wihile sustaning injury. So if there are any bese ball players who complain about getting hit with a base ball, feel how heavy a lacrosse ball is and then get it with a 100 mph shot. Base ball players can say what ever they want about lacrosse, "It's for pussies", but they know that just a bunch of shit becuse obviosly its not and they're jelouse becuse their dad makes them play base ball instead of a real man's sport and they know that they don't have the balls to play lacrosse. So if you hate it then don't be a fag and give it a chance and you'll see how extream it is, and look at some of the moves professional lacrosse players do.I've at least played base ball and soccer and i have friends who play them(It's ok if girls play them), and they both fucking suck chode.

Base Ball player: I wan't to play a sport where i don't have to get hit and takes so little athletisism i barley have to run my fat ass, and you know what would be great is if i got to run around a little dimond.

Soccer player: I want to play a sport where i get to run around in little shorts, kick a ball around, and meet other homo-sexuals. I also want to do it with out getting hurt.

Lacrosse player: I want to play a sport where girls wont think im a fagot that runs around a dimond or in little shorts. I also don't want people to think im a pussy.

If lacrosse where boring they'd call it base ball or soccer

by Phillip Greco July 26, 2006