Definitions by Philippa Bean

The Trump

A tiny unwanted penis, usually attached to a power hungry, insecure manchild.

After asking for the third time “is it in yet?” She realized the Trump pathetically humping her was the size of a Mike & Ike. Frustrated he put his Trump away and asked her to verbally debase him instead.

The Trump by Philippa Bean March 2, 2026

The Trump

A tiny unwanted penis, usually attached to a power hungry, insecure manchild.

After asking for the third time “is it in yet?” She realized the Trump pathetically humping her was the size of a Mike & Ike. Frustrated he put his Trump away and asked her to verbally debase him instead.

The Trump by Philippa Bean March 2, 2026