Phil Fee's definitions

Smithy

a bloke who only dresses in black and is scared to wear shorts in the summer because he has freaky kneecaps.He is often seen hanging around antique shops with a yucky green plymouth top on.he also has the skill of nusing a pint for three hours till it goes brown+crusty like his nob.often seen chasing push-bike robbers!

"wheres smithy"
"he's doing judo"
"oh fuck off he wouldn't wear anything in white"

by Phil Fee September 20, 2003