Definitions by Phil Bittle
Melvina
Bearded ring leader of the deli scabs and bane to smokers eveywhere. Owner of jeans stretched to their maximum physical capacity with the metal tangs hanging on for dear life. If you find yourself alone with said specimen prepare yourself for mind-numbing tales of nothing relevant to your life or anything even remotely intersting.
Melvina by Phil Bittle August 18, 2004