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Definitions by Phil A. Buster

Pintrest Envy 

The feeling a husband feels after his wife says she's too tired for sex, but then she stays up late posting to Pintrest.
Mike: Why did you come to bed so late?
Sally: I was on Pintrest until 2:00 am
Mike: But you said you wanted to go to bed early because you were so exhausted?
Sally: I think you have Pintrest Envy.