Definitions by Phat King

Femmifit 

One of those arguments where a male feels psychologically violated due to the acute mental state of his, karma imposing, female counterpart at any but usually absolutely random time.

When a Femmifit occurs; take the dog for a walk and if you don't have a dog - get one. The fit will brew over and turn into uncomfortable silences for the next couple of days. If this continues for more than two days, please consult your therapist.

WOMAN: What were you doing last night?
MAN: I went to the pub to have a drink with some friends.
WOMAN: You're always with your friends and I am always doing house work.
MAN: Thinking to self * oh no, I think she's about to have a femmifit] Oh
WOMAN: Uninterpretable Language *!@%

Femmifit by Phat King April 12, 2009