Definitions by Phat Johnny

Tim Cooked 

When an apple device suffers horrendous overheating from a seemingly light load.

Popularized by the heat pipe-less MacBook Air, a design so inept that one must wonder, were the engineers drunk, or does Tim just love cooking CPUs.

"99 degrees from one fucking Chrome tab!"

'Dude, that thing is getting Tim Cooked.'

Tim Cooked by Phat Johnny September 20, 2020