Definitions by Peter Shenyé

The Johnson Treatment 

Also often referred to as "The JT"; The Random slapping of the (male) genitalia upon the face and neck region. This practice often tests one mates loyalty, and willingness.

At first she didn't like the idea, but then she allowed him to give her the Johnson Treatment.

The Johnson Treatment by Peter Shenyé June 9, 2008

Hanging Chad 

Any human excrement that hangs from ones body tenaciously, esp. Mucus.

John came in from the snow storm and had a hanging chad drooping off of his nose.

Hanging Chad by Peter Shenyé June 9, 2008