Peter Shenyé's definitions

The Johnson Treatment

Also often referred to as "The JT"; The Random slapping of the (male) genitalia upon the face and neck region. This practice often tests one mates loyalty, and willingness.

At first she didn't like the idea, but then she allowed him to give her the Johnson Treatment.

by Peter Shenyé June 9, 2008

Hanging Chad

Any human excrement that hangs from ones body tenaciously, esp. Mucus.

John came in from the snow storm and had a hanging chad drooping off of his nose.

by Peter Shenyé June 9, 2008