Definitions by Peter Picklepecker

Dirty Phelps 

The act of putting a swimming cap on one's head and divin head first into some monster tang. Named after the part time Olympic swimmer, full time sex crazed maniac, Michael Phelps. Goggles are optional, but highly recommended.

Just remember, always heat up the pool before you Dirty Phelps.

Dirty Phelps by Peter Picklepecker February 2, 2013