Big Schatz

The biggest sexiest beast you have ever met. Seduces women by taking them to the bookstore. Reads before basketball games to hype himself up.

Damn… Big Schatz took my five sisters to the bookstore on the same night.

by Peter Pan 5655555 December 27, 2022

The Checklist

Cooking, Cleaning, Ass. All that matters in the worse gender.

Damn that girl bad as hell, but does she check off the checklist?

by Peter Pan 5655555 January 02, 2023