(noun, colloquial; also as: noonshine, noon-shine)
the lustrous appearance of skin on the face as the body naturally secretes oils throughout the day; the apparent sheen of skin about halfway through the workday as you've begun to break a stress-sweat and also it's humid AF and the boss won't turn up the a/c because it wastes corporate's money; akin to the five o'clock shadow.
the lustrous appearance of skin on the face as the body naturally secretes oils throughout the day; the apparent sheen of skin about halfway through the workday as you've begun to break a stress-sweat and also it's humid AF and the boss won't turn up the a/c because it wastes corporate's money; akin to the five o'clock shadow.
Staci keeps blotting paper in her purse to absorb the noon-shine from her forehead before touching up her makeup after lunch.
This looming deadline is giving me a noon shine!
These TPS reports are making me so livid, I'm sweating up a noonshine like a mofo.
This looming deadline is giving me a noon shine!
These TPS reports are making me so livid, I'm sweating up a noonshine like a mofo.
by Peter Michael Bolton Gibbons July 07, 2022
Used in reference to below-bare-minimum, low-effort men who act entitled to a woman's time, attention, resources, etc.
See also: scrub.
See also: scrub.
Me: Look at this lame booty-call text Josh sent me at 3AM last weekend! I blocked him as soon as I saw it the next day lol
Manifestelle, looking @ the text: Bestie, Josh is nothing but a BBMLE bozo! Queen!
Me: girl you know it 💅
Manifestelle, looking @ the text: Bestie, Josh is nothing but a BBMLE bozo! Queen!
Me: girl you know it 💅
by Peter Michael Bolton Gibbons July 26, 2023