Perry the Platypus's definitions

Platyplasty

A form of plastic surgery in which a man attaches a duck-bill to his dick and a beaver tail to his balls.

Celeste: "Hey Cody, i really enjoyed your platyplasty last night"

Cody: "Yea sorry about the tail-to-your-testicles incident"

by Perry the Platypus March 7, 2009

Havana Browns

Having severe diarrhea while in the caribbean.

"Oh man, I ate some bad meat during my spring break, got the havana browns and was on the toilet for the whole night"

by Perry The Platypus December 3, 2013