Definitions by Perry The Platypus

Havana Browns

"Oh man, I ate some bad meat during my spring break, got the havana browns and was on the toilet for the whole night"

A form of plastic surgery in which a man attaches a duck-bill to his dick and a beaver tail to his balls.

Celeste: "Hey Cody, i really enjoyed your platyplasty last night"

Cody: "Yea sorry about the tail-to-your-testicles incident"