Perogie Stealer's definitions

Slurfed

Slurfed is refuring to getting raped in the buthole by a Ukranian Jew who hasn't had a perogie in 12 weeks. So he's a little rough around the edges and likes to feel friction from the sides of your butthole on his penis!

I was walking down the street and almost got slurfed... My butt hurt kinda tightened up today!

by Perogie Stealer July 23, 2012