Definitions by People with an I.Q.

Carter Brown 

Completely lacking in athletic ability and all areas of life, has an I.Q. of 4 and enjoys alaskan pipelines; see related: douche bag, cock face, and dick licker

Man, Carter Brown can't make a layup.

Wow, he is such a Carter Brown.

Quit acting like a Carter Brown.

Carter Brown by People with an I.Q. March 8, 2005