wajigimo

A slang word for vagina. Also used to describe an old vagina, sloppy vagina, very used vagina, or a girl with a vagina looking face.
Get in my wajigimo

Yeah, you shouldn’t get with her she’s got a wajigimo!
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slaggyboner

Slaggyboner, a word used to describe a dangly penis, or a penis which is unable to ejaculate. Often found in old men who have had a sexually frustrated life, or teenage boys who go to all boys schools.
Oh you have such a slaggyboner!
Hey, john has a slaggyboner!!
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