Definitions by Penis in Your Orange Juice

Shit Sandaling 

Going to a friend's house for the first time and taking a shit just to realize they have no toilet paper, so you proceed to sneakily abduct and use one their sandals to wipe your ass.

(Walking out of bathroom) "Hey man, I just got done shit sandaling!"

Shit Sandaling by Penis in Your Orange Juice September 9, 2013