crypt robber

A person who dates or is in a relationship with someone significantly younger than he/she/they are.

Wow, that Jordan. What a crypt robber. That old guy must be twice her age.

by Pelican Man July 10, 2016

vampire years

When someone looks freakishly younger than their age.

Edna looks like she's 27 but she's actually 42 in vampire years.

by Pelican Man November 06, 2014

It girl to shit girl

Someone whose brief moment of celebrity is over.

Chris: Hey, what's the "cash me outside" girl doing these days?
Pat: Who knows? She's had her 15 minutes.
Chris: Hmm. From it girl to shit girl.

by Pelican Man April 29, 2017