Definitions by Pelican Man

It girl to shit girl 

Someone whose brief moment of celebrity is over.

Chris: Hey, what's the "cash me outside" girl doing these days?
Pat: Who knows? She's had her 15 minutes.
Chris: Hmm. From it girl to shit girl.

It girl to shit girl by Pelican Man April 28, 2017

crypt robber 

A person who dates or is in a relationship with someone significantly younger than he/she/they are.

Wow, that Jordan. What a crypt robber. That old guy must be twice her age.

crypt robber by Pelican Man July 9, 2016

vampire years 

When someone looks freakishly younger than their age.

Edna looks like she's 27 but she's actually 42 in vampire years.

vampire years by Pelican Man November 6, 2014