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Talmage

The act of pretending to eat a girls pussy but instead having your dog eat her out. This act generally works best with the lights off and when you're under the covers. Some people smear peanut butter on the pussy to entice the dog.

This bitch I met at the bar last night was so drunk I pulled off a Talmage on her!

by PegmanJones June 3, 2017