Definitions by Pee cock

matt peq 

a total alpha, jacked out of his mind, only eats meat, slams hard alc, bang so much pussy, awesome personality to guys total douche to chicks.

guy number 1 "damn bro whos that guy who is repping 250 and who could totally bang my girl?"
guy number 2 "oh shit i think thats matt peq"
matt peq "yo whats good pussys just repped 250 on the bench while chugging vodka and getting dome from yo shorty

matt peq by Pee cock August 29, 2020

Simp monkey 

A simp monkey is someone who is so concerned with his fragile masculinity that he plays iMessage uno with girls

Joseph Lawrence is the definition of a simp monkey

Simp monkey by Pee cock December 26, 2019