Definitions by Pavel Lishin

cripple cart cowboy 

A male riding a cripple cart.

"Check out that cripple cart cowboy, he's gotta be like 400 pounds."

cripple cart cowboy by Pavel Lishin September 20, 2005

cripple cart cowgirl 

A female riding a cripple cart.

"Oh, fuck, look at that cripple cart cowgirl. I can't tell where her tits end and where the rolls begin."

cripple cart cowgirl by Pavel Lishin September 20, 2005

cripple cart 

A electric wheelchair intended for use by the handicapped, most often seen at supermarkets. Especially when used not by the handicapped, but merely by the grossly obese.

"Check out that old guy on the cripple cart, I wonder how he lost his leg."

cripple cart by Pavel Lishin September 20, 2005