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A person who wastes their free time pocket watching and needlessly obsessing over another independent artist in an attempt to distract from the fact that their favorite independent artist is constantly late on delivering the promised products.
Rippacarp: Look! This product made $999 thousand instead of $1 million! They're going bankrupt!
Normal person: The product you paid for has been late for two years-
Rippacarp: SHUT UP!
Normal person: The product you paid for has been late for two years-
Rippacarp: SHUT UP!
by Paulo Araújo July 15, 2025
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