Definitions by Paulbrie Braker

poopdactle

A noun. A large, prehistoric piece of flying shit. Usually stored in the rectum for days on end. Comes about after a long night of mcdonalds eating and boozing.

Me and the boys were out last night crushing brews, and woke up this morning to a rare poopdactle sighting. The only thing we remembered about last night was spending fifty dollars at taco bell. Makes sense....

poopdactle by Paulbrie Braker March 15, 2018

chairway to heaven 

A verb. The method of taking your wheel chair up the stairway to heaven after discovering how the universe began.

Where were you, when Steven took the chairway to heaven? I was hawk, hawk, hawking on heavens door.

chairway to heaven by Paulbrie Braker March 15, 2018

jadinglage

Noun; a thing that makes ja person. Greek origin for ja penis. Long disgusting piece of ja meat

Holy fuck, thats a log of jadinglage! Get that away from me!

jadinglage by Paulbrie Braker March 14, 2018