Definitions by Paul Rivait

Fabuloustosis

A rare disease that afflicts it's contrator with the inability to be anything but fabulous. Sufferers of the disease must bear the burden of being absolutely amazing in every way.

"Girl, have you seen Madonna's new video? That shit is FIERCE"
"Oh honey, I know... that woman is suffering froma severe case of Fabuloustosis!"

Fabuloustosis by Paul Rivait April 4, 2006

Faguar

Noun: An older gay gentlemen who prays on younger men. The gay version of a cougar.

That 50 year old guy just tried to pick up me! I'm less than half his age... wow, what a faguar.

Faguar by Paul Rivait January 10, 2006