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procrasterbate

1) Being to lazy to masterbate you occupy yourself with other tasks.
2) Masterbating constantly to the point of neglecting all other tasks
1) Dude, I'm so tired I've been procrasterbating all day.
2) The world had ended due to excessive procrasterbation.
3) Jimmy, if you don't stop procrasterbating you'll end up just like your father!
4) If only I could stop procrasterbating, I'd get a lot more done
5) To procrasterbate, or not to procrasterbate, that is the question
by Paul Elekes May 6, 2008
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