Patrick Mahomes Frog Breeder's definitions
The primal, unholy fusion of excitement and horniness so powerful it could power Las Vegas for a week. Also defined as that electric moment when your brain short-circuits from pleasure and adrenaline — usually followed by poor decisions, suspicious hickies, and a missing sock. To reach a level of satisfaction so intense it should be illegal in three states.
“Dude, she texted ‘you up?’ at 2 a.m.”
“Bro’s not just excited—he’s full-on Stokedhamm.” “I blacked out after the after-party.”
“Yeah, you were Stokedhamm incarnate.” “What happened last night?”
“Let’s just say… we Stokedhammed the whole damn house.”
“Bro’s not just excited—he’s full-on Stokedhamm.” “I blacked out after the after-party.”
“Yeah, you were Stokedhamm incarnate.” “What happened last night?”
“Let’s just say… we Stokedhammed the whole damn house.”
by Patrick Mahomes Frog Breeder October 12, 2025
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