Definitions by Pat R.

Foodinker 

Someone who believes the movie "Food Inc." is the ultimate authority for information about farming and modern agricultural practices.

If a foodinker thinks organic farms are the best thing ever, ask them where their farm is.

Foodinker by Pat R. August 23, 2011

Commatose 

An overuse of the punctuational symbol (,) in a sentence.

An example of a commatose sentence, Once, well, now actually, the was a beautiful, as is really great looking, woman who fantasized, online, that she was the super hero, Wonder Woman.

Commatose by Pat R. March 18, 2009