Pat Brien's definitions
An Internet Troll: A film critic without an education and a burning empty hole inside that can never be filled or satisfied; that spews forth endless hate against all things and for all reasons, and usually with extremely bad grammar; a mindless, empty thing that can only react and never create who will go on and on forever, sucking up joy without ever tasting it like a black hole sucking in light, until the end of all time and space and things unless their computers blow up first, of course.
by Pat Brien December 12, 2008
Get the Trollmug.