Pat "The Barber" Beefcake's definitions
A fart that you think is going to be silent but more closely resembles a quartet of trumpets saluting the arrival of the King back from the crusades. Similar to your drunk Uncle Mike trying to whisper something at Thanksgivnig dinner about the $2 hooker that he purchased earlier in the week but he says it so loud even your Great Grandma can hear.
by Pat "The Barber" Beefcake January 30, 2008
Get the drunken whispermug.