Parker Pattymore's definitions
Colter Andrew is a 6'11" 240 Pound sexual tyrannosaurus of a man who puts beta's in their place and forces his freinds into their place by words or by force with his Massive schlong that averages out at a foot.
Even though they cant speak for shit, their aura alone makes them a most formiddable opponent
Even though they cant speak for shit, their aura alone makes them a most formiddable opponent
Guy one: damn I have a fucking headache
Guy two: you must of induced the rage of Colter Andrew
Guy One: what? No i tripped you unfresh bonobo
Guy two: you must of induced the rage of Colter Andrew
Guy One: what? No i tripped you unfresh bonobo
by Parker Pattymore October 3, 2021
Get the Colter Andrewmug.