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Only the best day of camp at Camp Judaea!!

Like a color war but better.
Winning bikkurim gets you bragging rights for life, especially if you were on plaque and got a plaque on the wall.

If you don’t get the highly coveted position of plaque don’t worry, there is still a chance to participate in the great race, a relay race around camp, or one of the pool activities such as funny dive or synchronized swimming.

If you decide to not sign up for anything that’s fine too. You can always go around cheering your loudest to help your team win.

Also make sure to always drink water in front of Water Maintnence and suck up to Va’ad at mealtimes.
Bob: have you won any bikkurims
Josh: yeah I won when I was on plaque I made the Bamba baby one
Bob: really that’s so cool I haven’t won yet but I’m gonna get a plaque up there

John: what did you do for bikkurim today
Eli: I just cheered all all day
by Pandacorns for life August 3, 2021
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The only winners of CJ Bikkurim

They go around all day in coordinated outfits squirting kids with water guns and telling you to drink water on the hottest, most active day of the summer.

If a kid dies from dehydration or something it’s their fault. Luckily that never happens though so water maintenance always wins, except for the year they accidentally ruined green teams plaque.

Everyone wants to be water maintenance as water maintenance is loved by all whether they are telling you to drink water or preforming their iconic interpretive dance at the end of the day.

Whenever they pass remember to drink water and chant, “Water Maintnence” either the accompanying hand motions (make a w then an m with your hands)
Look water Maintnence is coming by

WATER MAINTNENCE *clap clap Clap clap clap* WATER MAINTNENCE *clap clap. Clap clap clap”

Water maintenance is the only real winner of bikkurim

When I’m a counselor I wanna be water Maintnence
by Pandacorns for life August 3, 2021
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