Definitions by Pancreas Man

SOS Pad

SOS pad - an old lady’s pubic hair because of the appearance and texture

The GILF had an SOS Pad when I removed her panties.

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While you jerk-off and take a shit at the same time, you “hit the jackpot” if you cum and drop a deuce at the same time.

Unexpectedly, I had a Lucky Deuce while I was sitting on the toilet.

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