Page Loudon's definitions

trailer queen

A person who takes his classic car to car shows on a trailer, then jumps out and starts polishing off all the invisible dirt that might have attached itself. Trailer queens don't drive their cars. They just drag them around on a trailer to be admired.

Look at that Corvette! I'll bet the trailer queen hasn't started it up in 14 years.

by Page Loudon September 8, 2005