Definitions by PP Chartreuse

Plum Picking 

Sexual act; The act of wetting one's thumb and inserting it into their partners anus, followed by rapidly pulling their thumb back out and saying the phrase "What a good boy(girl) am I".

The wife likes to role play, so I said I'd be Jack Horner and she could be the Christmas pie. That night I went Plum Picking.

Plum Picking by PP Chartreuse March 11, 2021

Carolina Swamp Donkey 

During coitus; the act of removing the penis from the vaginal cavity once it has become sufficiently lubricated; the female partner will then "lip" the male's penis by the foreskin much like "lipping" a large fish. She will then proceed to take a selfie of her lipping said penis to commemorate her "catch of the day".

Her profile said she was an avid angler, so I said she'd have to show me a thing or two sometime. That night, we were knockin' boots when she pushed me off and showed me the ol' Carolina Swamp Donkey.

Carolina Swamp Donkey by PP Chartreuse March 11, 2021