Army Girlfriend

He hasn't come back home yet.
When he does, see definition for Army Wife.

1) "You're an Army Girlfriend?"

"Yeah, and I haven't gotten laid in 5 months so don't fuckin' piss me off."

2) "I haven't seen my boyfriend in a week!!!!"

"Go fuck yourself."

by PFC Magana's Girl ;] October 16, 2010